Colombianadas

If you've applauded when a plane landed, hung an aloe vera plant on the door, left everything to the last minute, knocked on wood, given papaya, sworn you'd never drink again, jumped in line, failed to read the instructions for household appliances, blessed yourself when you got on a bus in front of a church, put money in pyramid schemes, covered the remote control, arrived late everywhere but got up early for Christmas in October, or brought aguardiente to the illegal relative we all have in the United States, you can't miss Mauricio Quintero's Colombianadas.